From this day forward, April 12th, 2013, it has been observed that multiple sclerosis is not a disease. It is damage to both the brain, and the central nervous system, caused from exposure to pervasive toxins which dissolve into the myelin sheath. As a result, many lesions will occur, and scar tissue will form. This will disrupt nerve impulses sent from the brain to the spinal cord via the CNS. It is with great sadness to inform you that this process will reduce cognitive ability, and can eventually lead to paralysis.
Is this some kind of a sick joke?